- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

where wally? wallys a myth.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

^that joke a piece of shit

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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