1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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