- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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