What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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whats a dick a dick

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Badgers are cool

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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