Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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