What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Worst joke ever

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rape that shit

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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This is a joke setup.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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I said I hate niiggers

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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