How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

wood cant chuck wood

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

shauns beautiful

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Women's rights

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

why is john so fat years of over eating

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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