What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Welcome to die!

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womens rights to vote

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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