Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A Jew! Bless you.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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