men's rights.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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I have aids

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Dogs

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Why did the book disappear?

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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