- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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