What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Jersey Shore

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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modern love

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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GONNA

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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Womens Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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