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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What number comes after 29? 30.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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