Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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