Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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girls basketball

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Penis

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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