What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Stephen Walking.

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Women.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Billy Cundiff.

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