Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Billy Cundiff.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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The BCS

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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