There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why did the book disappear?

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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