- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Zach Barlow

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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