Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

girls basketball

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Worst joke ever

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rape that shit

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

matt f stupid because no one likes him

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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