HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

where wally? wallys a myth.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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