Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Knock knock. Come in.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Women.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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