- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why did i write this? I was bored

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