- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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