- Anti Joke

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.