- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

No.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

women's rights

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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