What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Stephen Walking.

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Women.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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