- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Two english guys meet at work

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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