A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Badgers are cool

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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