- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

your mum

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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