No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Nicolas Cage

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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girls basketball

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Women.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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cancer

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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IU football

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

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