How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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