kiss me?

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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You have cancer

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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