What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

AIDS

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Black people. They are so kind.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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