- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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