Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Kelly Clarkson

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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