Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Your mums a penis joke.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

I hate blackniggers

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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