A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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