What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Kelly Clarkson

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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