one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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IU football

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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