- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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