What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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