Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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