Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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