- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Mitt Romney penis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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