- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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