- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Stephen Walking.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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