- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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