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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Knock, Knock Come in

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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