"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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This is not an anti joke.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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