What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

AIDS

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

So. The gays. ...

skurfboards we love fat kids

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Black people. They are so kind.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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