Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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