- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

skurfboards we love fat kids

So. The gays. ...

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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