2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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