Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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kiss me?

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involved parents.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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I Have a Black Friend

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Anti Joke

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