Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Penis

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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