Justin Bieber is a good singer.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

i'm funny

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Neither does he.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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