- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

how now brown cow. WTF.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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