Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

hi corey

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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