Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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ow

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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