"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Women's rights

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Your Mom.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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