Two english guys meet at work

What causes floods? Too much water.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

cancer

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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