ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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cancer

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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