a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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knock knock. come in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Anti Joke

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