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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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