LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Come In!

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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