Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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