- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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