Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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