why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Your social life.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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