Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What is a chair?

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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