Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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