A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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