Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Kelly Clarkson

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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