- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??