- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Two english guys meet at work

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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