- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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