Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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