what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Anti Joke

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